The carjacking

An elderly woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the …

The magician & the parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot …

Will show him

A young lady came home from a date, rather said. She told her mother,

– “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.”
– “ Then why are you so sad?” her …

Like a gentleman?

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes….

The office rules

Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city, and generally he used to go to the barber’s during working hours to have his hair cut, although this was against the rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their …

A matter of punctuation

An English professior wrote the words, “Woman withour her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman! Without her,man is nothing.”…

Mistake?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if she could see her license. She replied in a huff.

“ I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my …

Gifts for mother

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first son said: “ I built a big house for our mother”
The second son …

Most wanted

Little Johnny’s kindergarden class was on a field trip to their locl police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 Most Wanted men.

One of the kids poined to a picture and …

Begger

“Why do you beg?”

“The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink).”
“Why do you drink?”
“To give me the courage to beg”. Kẻ ăn xin “Tại sao anh …